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YOUR PSYCHIC READING
Journeys
There is always a time when a far traveled journey must be taken. Sometimes it is a spiritual journey and sometimes it is physical. You are the adventurous type always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, Stupid. Anxiety is always a factor, some positive and some negative. Journeys are a type of calling for learning. Meditate on what is the right time and method of your particular journey. Identify if the higher forces are telling you that it is time to learn away from your home base. Most journeys are favorable in retrospect. The journey to the corner gas station to bring home beer is always favorable.
There is a great opportunity waiting for you, however, be patient. Plan, research, and consult with others before you jump on it. If the timing is right, you can make this experience rewarding. You are feeling depressed but cheer up, an accident will take away that feeling along with the ability to control your bodily functions. Stay away from confrontation or argument; you tend to get too emotional and make things even worse. The good news is, everything will work out fine, so calm down. The bad news is, you will die sometime this month . . . Just kidding!
Your Aura Color
Purple - A true shade of this powerful color represents psychic and spiritual growth, while a dark shade shows a tendency toward misuse of these talents and a craving for the power gained through their use. Violet, a pale shade of purple, indicates one who is balancing out their karma and intent upon replacing undesirable habits. You need to change your underwear more than once a week. They should be white, not brown with strange flecks.
Your Animal Totem
Skunk: Sensuality (you wish), respect and self-esteem.
Cycle of Power: Year-round.
Your Power Stone
Pet Rock: Energy, protection, success.
Your Darker Nature
Bed Wetter.
Demon Most Likely to Possess You
Nightmares: Nightmares are all black horses with leathery wings, red eyes, and the teeth of a carnivore. They eat meat and prefer to catch it. They travel in herds of up to two-dozen. Nightmares give bad dreams and poop on the head of whoever they fly over. They are likely to possess those of a timid nature who drink too much beer before going to bed.
Spell to Vanquish Demon
Vengeful soul I bind you from your evil goal
Through my will, my power
Let this be your last cruel hour
(Flush demon down toilet. Remember to put toilet seat down. Wait, maybe you should go too. Wash your hands.)
Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future
1 - Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
2 - If your friends speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
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Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003
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