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YOUR PSYCHIC READING
The Seeing of Things to Pass
Some note the negative forces of the dark side of ourselves. Some say that it represents the ugly things like demons, trolls and giants. Overall these may be in the same area of meaning. You are cheap. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. There is a dark side that we must take control of in ourselves to break free of them and not become them. Be careful. Focus mainly on the identification and overcoming of the darker sides of things inside and outside ourselves. You should avoid peeping through your neighbors windows as they are becoming wise to you. A meeting with the District Attorneys Office is in your future.
Your love life can be rocky, either the passion dies out or there is someone else in the relationship. In that case, it is time to move on, there is a new love that awaits you. However, this new love sedates you and removes your kidneys to sell on the black market. It may be difficult for you to submit to feelings and intuition and you may tend to over analyze. Even love will wear out under such continual (and usually unnecessary) scrutiny. Love is made of instinct, feelings, and thick wads of cash, not logic. Your hygiene is not as good as you think and behind your back people are calling you "Lord of the Bathtub Ring".
Your Aura Color
Gold: Symbolizes depression, a loss of confidence, a negative turn of mind and thoughts. Lighter shades indicate the beginning of these problems, while dark shades show up when these problems are severe. You need to stop sucking on your dirty socks. Also Toe Jam is not a fashion statement.
Your Animal Totem
Cat: Mystery, magic, and independence. Your obsession with digging in sand.
Cycle of Power: Nighttime.
Your Power Stone
Old Tooth Filling: Protection and defense.
Your Darker Nature
Peeping Tom
Demon Most Likely to Possess You
Chatterling: Small winged creatures attracted to magic. They have powerful jaws and sharp claws. Though winged, they prefer 'scurrying' as their main mode of transport. Chatterlings will nest in a magic-users home and steal anything they can carry. They are skilled pickpockets descending upon victims swarming over them then scurrying back into the wood work, leaving victims speechless and nude.
Spell to Vanquish Demon
Give us this soul, brimming with malice,
Bring to before us,
To put in this Chalice.
(Put into blender, secure lid, speed Frappe. Pour over ice and serve.)
Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future
1 - When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone. Hit the first person that says, "Let's split up."
2- As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. It's just not that fun.
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Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003
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