FRIGHTBYTES ORACLE <-- Plead with Oracle for different reading! <-- FRIGHTBYTES.COM - Home YOUR PSYCHIC READING The Unknowable It is the black hole of knowledge. Zero by anything is still zero and it sometimes represents the darkest fears to us because it represents the nothingness we may come from and may return to. Use meditation on this concept to confront your darkest fears of your reality. Not that you're a big fat loser or anything. It's just that people think you are the greatest living moron ever. You protect the weak, defend the helpless, and take on burdens of others as long as all do as you dictate. You will learn a wealthy relative has died, but you find the fortune is left to the cat. You will inherit the litter box and contents. Pride is your weakest point, if wounded you lose all virtue and become unpleasant. You are dangerous when ignored. You always feel better in your underwear of choice, something soft and silky. It makes you feel so pretty. Your Aura Color Orange: Clear orange symbolizes a feeling of personal power and the strength to change personal events to your satisfaction. Dark orange means you are on a power-trip. Pale orange represents a feeling of whether personal control is slipping from your grasp, or not making an effort for personal control in your life. Yes, that outfit makes your butt look big, like a blimp. Your Animal Totem Groundhog: Mystery of death without dying-trance-dreams. Oh wait, the groundhog isn't in a trance, it's really dead. Cycle of Power: Late fall and early winter. Your Power Stone Petrified Hampster: Grounding, divination. Your Darker Nature Cross-Dresser Demon Most Likely to Possess You Telodus: A minor demon it is the most likely demon to possess the arrogant. Their appearance varies, random tenticals, limbs, orifices, smells, discharges. These demons rarely use weapons preferring to flail with whatever appendages are available or throwing opponents around with brute strength. These demons live for violence and understand little else besides Adam Sandler humor. If weakened they can be cornered and will give up their possessions, which is usually a fine collection of lingerie. Spell to Vanquish Demon Let memories of these events Cease to even be past tensed Wipe the slate as clean as air Let no recollection haunt them ne'er. (Run over demon with car. Wash and wax car in best lingerie.) Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future 1 - Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 2 - If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET OUT OF THERE ANYWAY! <-- Plead with Oracle for different reading! <-- FRIGHTBYTES.COM - Home Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003