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YOUR PSYCHIC READING
Ice and Freezing
There are dangers of the cold. Slippery ice and freezing weather are well regarded in northern regions. This is a powerful card for the spell caster, for the one who understands this force can have great power of influence. You are the Village Idiot. Meditate on the physics of nature and notice the slowing of all things when the cold is omnipresent. Everything that might have been going wrong has turned out for the better. Even the "meat" you bought that was supposed to have expired is still good, in a way. The maggots add extra protein. Your refrigerator will malfunction soon and your salami goes bad.
You will count few people as friends becoming more of a taciturn loner, preferring to be alone with your own thoughts. This month will be a difficult one for you if you made a bad decision. Tough! You will not be denied happiness or success, but you will find it more often in retreating from the chaos. That's right, in the back row of the Frisky Kitty Theatre. You will forget your trenchcoat again. Don’t laugh at other people. You know, they could laugh right back at you. Yeah, how would you like people calling you names like "Spanky?" It’s not as funny when it’s happening to you, huh, SPANKY!
Your Aura Color
Blue: Healing, harmony and understanding of other creatures; transitional periods that will go smoothly. Wisdom, occult power, and protection. Very pale blue symbolizes a new healer or one giving up the talent. Dark blues are associated with disharmony in life. Your toilet bowl needs a new one of those blue toilet cleaner thingies.
Your Animal Totem
Whale: Creation, power of song, awakening inner depths. You and whale weigh about the same.
Cycle of Power: Year-round.
Your Power Stone
Kidney Stone: Luck, healing, strength, protection.
Your Darker Nature
Likes to be spanked.
Demon Most Likely to Possess You
Child of the Wolf: These demons appear as normal street kids until their demon self comes to the surface, then they twist into an evil caricature of their former selves with elongated mouths brisling with teeth, claws, scales, and body mutilations. They gather in packs and steal, kill, or spank others to keep themselves strong. They have no mercy and no fear. They are sometimes used by magic-users or more powerful demons as servants or guards.
Spell to Vanquish Demon
By the Power of Three, his spells be done
His evil through, his mask unspun
Take this monster away from me
Let my words vanquish thee.
(Feed Demon to your dog. Walk dog to lawn of neighbor you don't like. Dog makes demon deposit.)
Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future
1 - If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.
2 - Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
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Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003
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