FRIGHTBYTES ORACLE <-- Plead with Oracle for different reading! <-- FRIGHTBYTES.COM - Home YOUR PSYCHIC READING Messages and Signals Heeding messages and signals tell us where we are and what action we should take from this point. The gravitational pull on Venus is in your sign this month. I bet you’re wondering what that means. Well in a word, nothing. The Ash tree is represented here and this is a strong tree, usually weathering storms and leaving clues of its battles. We grow as we weather our own storms and the perceptive person can read the marks of our environment. You will flunk the DMV driving test. You will be strangely drawn to a travelling bearded ladies exhibition which comes to town. The meditation here is to focus on the marks on our past to direct us in our future plans. You will play an important role in life's drama and will be the instrument of Fate for others. You will cause a 50 car pileup. You will not be respected by others until your temper and courageous spirit comes forth like a battle cry. Hey, learn how to change lanes. Those who have underestimated your energy will take a shocked step backward. Sadly, moreso from your breath than anything else. Just what is that stuff growing on your gums? Oracle have no idea, but is afraid. Stay away from jelly beans and bright colors. You stand out too much and are a disturbance to others at embarassing moments and inopportune times. Your Aura Color Yellow: A bright sunny yellow is creativity and intellect, the workings of the mind. A dark yellow represents sudden changes which are not to your liking. A pale, almost washed-out puke yellow means lost interest in learning anything new. Children are wary of you, must be that new squinty eye look you're developed. Your Animal Totem Magpie: The proper use of intelligence, familiars, and Occult knowledge, ability to poop on people's heads. Cycle of Power: Winter and summer. Your Power Stone Big Purple Marble You Once Swallowed: Love, healing, long life, wisdom, prosperity. Your Darker Nature Forgets to turn off turn signals. Demon Most Likely to Possess You Iron Jack: Iron jack is a giant twisted shape with chains hanging around his body with a massive iron headed hammer in each hand. He stands around twelve feet tall, has waxy white skin and glowing red eyes. No one is sure who iron jack was before he became a demon. The giant doesn't seem driven by any plan. Even with his great strength Iron Jack isn't considered much of a threat, he is slow moving and can be heard coming. Does not use turn signals. He can create a thick fog to hide in and to lead people astray, which leads me to believe he once worked for the Highway Department. He also can control the chains hanging from him so they move like snakes. Spell to Vanquish Demon Friends of light and sister sun, winter moon and summer shower. Send this demon back to darkness, banish him, destroy his power. (Call auto salvage yard, crush Jack, recycle please.) Warning Advice For Events in Your Near Future 1 - Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions. 2 - If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices. <-- Plead with Oracle for different reading! <-- FRIGHTBYTES.COM - Home Psychic Oracle conjured up 2003