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Welcome to My Collection of Messages Regarding The Haunting
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*MR. WOODY STRONG*
I'm too jittery...scared...is someone after me???

*Spooky Webmistress*
Yes, Woody. EVERYBODY is after you.

*Space Dog*
You shouldn't pick on Mr. Woody like that! I get like that sometimes too. I'll just be sitting there, minding my own fleas, when I see something behind me. When I look behind me it moves to the other side. I don't know what it is! But it's always behind me, moving from side to side. So then I start to chase it. When I get tired I stop and feel dizzy. I know just how Mr. Woody feels!

*Spooky Webmistress*
Space Dog, you chase your TAIL!!!

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*From: THE UNABOMBER*
Yes Everyone starts to eat Everyone!
YOU GOT 4 MONTHS TO LIVE
Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house? Electricity working? Got fuel for the car? Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change. You know that little Y2K thing where many of the computers in the world are just going to shut down on Jan 1. Well that little problem is going to collapse all the economies in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc.all those things are going to shut down like that "snap" (maybe a week or so) and the survival of the fittest will become the law until the antichrist takes over the world. YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR THAT IT'S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS BUT THE RAPTURE WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL THE UNIVERSE IS PROPERLY DISPLAYED STAND UP AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH !

*Spooky Webmistress*
People -- this one scared me! But when I get Email that says I only have 4 months to live I can't help but read it.
This is just great - not only do we have to worry about Y2K BUGS, now we have to worry about Y2K CANNIBALS!

*Space Dog*
What's a CANNIBAL?

*Spooky Webmistress*
A Tribe of people that EAT other people.

*Space Dog*
Oh, I get it....like politicians!

*Spooky Webmistress*
Guess you're close. Anyway, I don't feel like worrying about Cannibals. I plan on staying inside the Crypt.

*Space Dog*
They don't eat dogs, so I'm not worried!

*Spooky Webmistress*
I didn't say they DIDN'T eat dogs. I think they would eat you too!

*Space Dog*
HOLD ME SPOOKY WEBMISTRESS!!

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*Miss Val Vetta*
Your site is really cheesy. I wasn't impressed.

*Spooky Webmistress*
Hey Space Dog somebody says we're CHEESY! I'm busy making a grilled cheese sandwich. Do you have any comments for this one?

*Space Dog*
I love cheese. Cheese is good. It's good to be CHEESY. I want to thank Miss Val Vetta for the compliment. Please pass the Cheez Whiz. Later we'll take a walk to Miss Val Vetta's and I'll leave her something in her yard that will REALLY impress her.

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*Carrie and Phil*
We loved your webpage we come here every day with some cheese and crackers and watch scary things download in our faces. P.S. do you have any milk? Cheese and crackers really make you thirsty!

*Spooky Webmistress*
Hey Space Dog - more CHEESE lovers. I think you're right. CHEESE IS GOOD!

*Space Dog*
Long live the CHEESE. Let's ask Carrie and Phil to join our CHEESY CLUB. They sound just as CHEESY as us! I LOVE cheese! This is our CHEESY CLUB MASCOT!
You are SO cheesy!
Cheesy Mascot graphic is NOT property of Frightbytes.com.

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*Mack Aroni*
I wanna be in the crypt of fools please!ppppppppppplllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee! and could you get me lots of cheese (I would prefer string cheese and a grilled cheese sandwich) and a space dog autograph.

*Spooky Webmistress*
I may have to change this page title to "Crypt of Cheese!"

*Space Dog*
I like to play tug-a-war with string cheese.

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*A Future DEPENDS User*
This was so scary I had an accident.................

*Spooky Webmistress*
I would have kept that to myself!

*Space Dog*
It happens to the best of us. I'd recommend laying out newspapers. That way if you make a mess your master won't rub your nose in it -- just yell and call you BAD! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!

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*Dismembered Dave*
I laughed, I cried, I threw up on the dog.

*Spooky Webmistress*
You need to call 911 immediately. Sounds like a medical problem to me. Get well soon!

*Space Dog*
I hope that you and THE FUTURE DEPENDS USER above aren't sitting in the same room! Sounds like you've been outside eating grass. When I do that it makes me puke too. Maybe you should spend the night in the garage. Your dog DESERVES sleeping in your bed!

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*The Valley Grrrrrirls*
i thought this was gonna be really stupid. it was pretty good :) well, the part about stuperdog, or whatever it was was kinda weird, but, i guess you ran out of ideas! it was really good though! peace forever, God loves you!

*Spooky Webmistress*
STUPERDOG!!!! I'm sorry, I gotta go. Laughing too HARD! STUPERDOG!

*SPACE DOG*
What? WHERE? Who? Hey, wait a minute here. Are they talking about me? And how come they give you credit for running out of ideas! It was MY idea to be in the story. Every good story has a DOG in it. I think the Valley Grrrrrrrrirls have cats.

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*COUNT HIDEANDSEEK*
This is my last day before i have to feed again.You foolish mortals will never find me...until i find YOU.Hahahahaha!!!i will drain you of your tasty bodily fluids.i have converted some wrestlers into the Immortal:Al Snow,The Rock,X-Pac,Val Venis,and Kevin Nash....you will never stop us!

*Spooky Webmistress*
Hey Stup...er..uhh..I mean SUPERDOG, did you know that those Wrestlers we watch are really Scary Vampires?

*Space Dog*
Really? I thought they just didn't get their rabies shots!

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HARK -- The dawn quickly approaches. Back to the Crypt!
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